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This week, the Seattle police union went out of its way to tell cops that they’d better be OK with diversity, or go elsewhere. On its Facebook page, the Seattle Police Officers Guild reminded officers not to be assholes on social media, because it’s all whatchacall, PUBLIC: Like we tell every new recruit class coming

Ted Cruz is ready to take America down the Jesus Road to national salvation, and some people are more excited about that than others. On the one hand, you have your Tea Party Nation, which declares Cruz “the only electable Republican” because he’s very smart and is “not handcuffed with the consultant class” that has

KIDS THESE DAYS. These two crazy Mississippi kids, Jaelyn Delshaun Young and Muhammad Oka Dakhlalla, had it all, or so they thought. They were in love, they got married, they had planned to fake a honeymoon but instead go fight with ISIS in Syria, they picked out this cute little house on the outskirts of

It’s not like none of us in journalism has ever shit the bed on a story before; it’s rather a rite of passage. I once made a “dead gay son” joke without realizing Randall Terry’s gay son actually was dead. I remain, as I should be, horrified. Another time, I had to retract a threat

Awwwww, those jacknugget Bundy militia boys are upset! They’ve been begging for snacky cakes and Miracle Whip and Tampax and instead everybody’s sending them complimentary sex toys, to put inside their fannies and their mouths or maybe to just sword fight with, we don’t know what rugged male individualist heterosexual militia men like to do

It’s the morning after another fun-filled GOP debate extravaganza sexcitement night, are you still weak in the knees? No, you aren’t, because that debate was BORING, mostly because Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump decided to play hooky because he really hates Megyn Kelly, and instead went to hang out with his friends at a totally different party.

While the most important policy issue of Thursday’s Republican debate was indisputably Donald Trump’s declaration that the State of His Penis was adequate, we would be remiss if we ignored the question of what issued from Ted Cruz’s nose, or maybe his mouth. Virtually no one who was watching the Republican debate heard a word

A customer is outraged over something a restaurant employee did. Does that outrage reveal them to in fact be the asshole? (Hint: the answer to this question is always yes.) A Domino’s customer in Texas ordered a pizza five minutes before closing time. The pizza was delivered quickly and correctly. So what’s the problem, you

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